Pizza puns
Pizza puns are cheesy by law. These 30 come by the slice, from the crust to the toppings to the delivery, with a few captions for pizza night photos.
Slice and crust puns
- Pun
The square pizza place prides itself on never cutting corners.
- Dad joke
Why does the deep-dish pizza act so fancy? It comes from the upper crust.
- One-liner
I eat my crust first because I like living on the edge.
- Dad joke
Why did the pizza slice ace geometry? It knew all the angles.
- Pun
Mom told me to eat a well-rounded meal, so I ordered a large pizza.
- Pun
A pizza slice never wastes my time; it gets straight to the point.
Cheese and topping puns
- One-liner
You can have my last slice, but fair warning: there are strings attached.
- Dad joke
Why did the pizza turn down one more topping? There wasn't mushroom left.
- Dad joke
What did the cheese say to the crust? 'Relax, I've got you covered.'
- Pun
Five cheeses on one pizza might be a little over the top.
- Pun
Someone ordered the anchovy pizza and nobody will admit it, which seems fishy.
- Pun
Our family's pineapple-on-pizza debate turned out to be surprisingly fruitful.
Dough and oven puns
- Pun
Our corner pizza shop is so busy, the owners are rolling in dough.
- Pun
Whether my homemade pizza comes out round is always a toss-up.
- Pun
My plan to make pizza from scratch in ten minutes was a little half-baked.
- Dad joke
Why did the pizza dough get a standing ovation? It rose to the occasion.
- Dad joke
Why was the pizza dough so stressed? It was stretched too thin.
- Pun
The pizza oven and I are both fired up for Friday night.
Delivery and pizza night puns
- Pun
Pizza and dad jokes have one thing in common: it's all in the delivery.
- Pun
My best pizza night tip? Twenty percent.
- Pun
Ten pizza boxes stacked to the ceiling? Now that's a tall order.
- Dad joke
Where can you find the cheesiest pick-up lines? At the pizza counter.
- Pun
Nothing has a nicer ring to it than the doorbell on pizza night.
- Dad joke
Why can you always trust a pizza box? It's square with you.
Pizza captions
- Caption
They told me to say cheese, so I said extra cheese.
- Caption
Ordered the stuffed crust. Now we're both stuffed.
- Caption
Topped off a long week with extra pepperoni.
- Caption
Love at first slice, every single Friday.
- Caption
This one's got a big pizza my heart.
- Caption
Homemade pizza night? Dough-n't mind if I do.
Tip: The cheesier the better: pizza puns are one place where maximum groan is the right setting.
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