Cat puns
Cats knock things off tables, nap all day and judge everyone; they deserve better puns than they get. These 30 cover kittens, claws and the 3 a.m. zoomies, with captions ready for your cat's next photo shoot.
Purr-fect puns
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The vacuum cleaner and my cat have a long hiss-tory.
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Ask my cat how she feels about chin scratches, and the answer is purr and simple.
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Our cat can't decide if she likes the neighbors, so she spends all day on the fence.
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My cat never argues; she just purr-suades me.
- Dad joke
What kitchen gadget does a cat use to make coffee? A purr-colator.
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Ten seconds of watching me, and my cat learned to open the treat drawer; total copycat.
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Our cat meows nonstop about her new heated bed, so it must be the cat's meow.
Kitten puns
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Two days with a new kitten, and both my sweater and I are completely unraveled.
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Say hello to the newest member of our family, a brand-mew kitten.
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We chose the shyest kitten, and she turned out to be the pick of the litter.
- Dad joke
What did the kitten say to the ball of yarn? 'Why are you always so wound up?'
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Grandma loves to spin a yarn, and so does her new kitten.
- Dad joke
What kind of bedtime stories do kittens love? Tall tails.
Paws and claws puns
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Halfway through my movie, the cat strolled across the remote and hit paws.
- Dad joke
Why did the cat read the lease so carefully? It was looking for hidden claws.
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Every night my cat climbs onto my lap to show me how much she kneads me.
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When I tried to work late, my cat put her foot down, right on the keyboard.
- One-liner
My cat took one look at our new couch and decided to start from scratch.
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Bath time? My cat fought it tooth and nail.
Cat life puns
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Ever since we adopted her, my cat has lived in the lap of luxury, usually mine.
- Dad joke
Why did the cat take a nap in the bathroom sink? She was feeling a little drained.
- One-liner
Every night at 3 a.m. my cat does laps around the house; she's always running late.
- One-liner
Whenever I bring home important paperwork, my cat insists we sleep on it.
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We bought our cat a fancy bed, but she still refuses to think outside the box.
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From the top of the fridge, my cat can look down on all of us.
Cat captions
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Turns out I've been catfished: she only loves me at dinnertime.
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This little furball lives rent-free in my house and my heart.
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Whiskered away to dreamland after a long day of doing nothing.
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My cat is living her best nine lives.
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Breakfast at 5 a.m. daily, because I'm basically a cat-erer.
Tip: Cat photo captions work best in your cat's voice: smug, unbothered and slightly disappointed in you.
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